January 2012
2011 highlights
light-on-my-heaart:
I’m not pregnant.
I didn’t die
I wish I could kiss you at midnight.
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2011 is almost over.
So, here’s to the bitches that tried to fuck up my year. You didn’t phase me this year, and you won’t phase me in the next year. But i bet you’ll still try because you still won’t have a life in 2012 no matter how hard you wish for it when 12 o’clock hits.
Happy New Years Tumblr :)
That awkward moment when you fall in love with a...
http://thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com/
December 2011
Fuck him if he doesn't want you anymore. You're...
me: did it hurt?
mom: what
me: when you blew through the earth, emerging from hell
mom:
My face when I listen to the kid's talk nowadays:...
light-on-my-heaart:
I heard some 6th grader say “I smashed that bitch’s pussy hard.” I was like
NIGGA I HOPE YOU MEANT A CAT!
Here's to another year of
ledif-alyal:
Change, heartbreaks, new friends, old friends, adventures, drama, obstacles, experience, knowledge, stupidity, chaos, fights, break ups, make ups, hypes, new dreams, new goals, accomplishments, new found bitches, new enemies, tears, laughter, and new memories.
jeffbernat:
This is just too perfect right now.
...
Watchgahleegio:
OMGOMGOMGOMG
Man, the year is almost over.
It’s been a crazy year. I lost love, found it again, lost it once more, and then found it again. I graduated from nursing aide class. Finally threw my past behind me, and grew a new future. Learn new things about my family, found lost cousins. Re-connected with a lost friend. Made new friends, threw away worthless ones. Found out who i was. Lost who i was, and now i’m waiting to find...
Before you hurt a girl, think about how your Mom...
Top 5 Girls I'm Going To Rape:
ispeakalissamarie:
Megan Fox
Ariana Grande
Adriana Lima
Melanie Iglesias
Marianne Louangrath
my 3 is demi lovato .
Watchbitchesflocktome:
I wanna do this to my dog since I have a pekingese too, but my dog’s face is all black. :|
Watch
Imagine if someone came up to you in the street...
I’d be like:
and then:
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Trust issues
It’s kind of weird now that i think about it. Most of the people i know got their trust issues from being hurt by the boys they dated. They never really phased me you know? I mean, yeah you cheated on me, but that doesn’t mean the next guy will (although they did every single time) but, when i was cheated on, i dropped the guy and moved on. My trust issues date far back before i was...
I must trust you a lot if I tell you about my...
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I need you now more than ever,
And you’re no where to be found.
That awkward moment when you yell at the tv that...
Just saying
The best feeling in the world is walking by an EX...
And seeing the pain in their eyes because they miss you, and they hate that you’re happier than ever without them.
And what’s even better is when you have a current to make your EX’s pain even worse.
I'm tired of my hair, it needs to fucking grow so...
ohai-elena:
When I get older, I’m going to get myself a nice house with a large backyard and a bunch of dogs. Dogs are much better company than people are.
nikkimarieb:
I have a bad habit of reading old text messages. They need to be automatically deleted from my phone.
letshideinthedark-deactivated20 asked: Sorry for spamming .-. I just got this tumblr. epic womp. its my 7th .-. but thanks for being my 1st follower :DDD
mom: why are you smiling at the computer
